Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson, Donald Sutherland, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Julianne Moore, Jeffrey Wright, Paula Malcomson, Sam Claflin, Elizabeth Banks, Stanley Tucci.
Rated: PG-13. Adventure/Science Fiction. Running Time: 2 hours and 3 minutes.
Harry Potter, Twilight and now The Hunger Games. I know you’ve heard this lament before from both of us, but it bears repeating. Why must they take our favorite books and split up the last installments? The only possible answer is money. They KNOW we’ll pay and they take advantage of that to get two monster box offices out of one. It’s a shame and a terribly exploitive practice. These movies become incomplete weigh stations for the final payoff, yet they need to be seen. A truly sorry state of affairs. At any rate, when last we saw Katniss (Lawrence) in Catching Fire, she was being airlifted out of the games’ dome after taking it out with an arrow. Shit was hitting the fan as the revolution had begun in Panem in earnest. In THG:M-P1, she wakes up on the ship pissed off and confused. Plutarch (the late Hoffman), Haymitch (Harrelson), Finnick (Claflin) and Gale (Hemsworth) are there among others, but no Peeta (Hutcherson). He got left behind during the rescue, and is apparently working propaganda for the Capitol. Katniss meets a new character, President Coin (Moore), leader of the rebellion, who convinces her to be the inspirational face that the resistance lacks. Originally reticent to the idea, Katniss signs on after she sees the ruins of her home District 12. From District 13 they plan their strategy, and we watch and wait for Part 2.
Here’s an idea: just make one great movie modeled after the one great book. They stretch it into two and the 1st installment consistently blows. Infuriating & insanely boring. Ross was actually sleeping at one point and I had to elbow him awake. J.Law still delivers a convincing portrayal of Ms. Everdeen, but it’s starting to feel a bit stale. Possibly because I’ve been disappointed with her transformation lately. I miss that genuinely funny, salt of the Earth chick she was when she broke onto the scene. She seems to have given into the stigma of Hollywood. The only thing that breathes any kind of life into Mockingjay is the chemistry between Donald Sutherland’s President Snow and the new poster girl of revolution. However, without the entertainment provided by the usual games, we have to settle for the raw brutality of war. This coupled with the lack of resolution to our story make this one a snoozer. But, like Ross said, they don’t care. They churn out shit, but they’re still making big bucks.
I really hope Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t end up a diva like everyone else, but she does seem to be on that path of late. She is only 24, and she’s been on the fame train for many years already, it must be difficult to keep perspective with all the money and people telling you how great you are constantly. And she IS great by the way, so maybe she’ll turn out okay. As for THG: Mockingjay- Part 1, Maria has it right, it’s a snoozer. My eyes were droopy, and that NEVER happens to me. From now on, if they insist on keeping up with the split finales, I’m waiting for video for the first installment. That being said, I can’t wait for Part 2!
After all that bitching and moaning, I’m still looking forward to Part 2 as well. Shit has really got to start hitting the fan now. Although, I can’t for the life of me figure out how they are going to stay true to the books and still get a PG-13 rating. Luckily, after THG: Mockingjay- Part 1, my hopes aren’t too high. But it can’t be worse. For starters, our story will finally come to a conclusion. And all of our characters will find themselves immersed in a violent and turbulent end. Hopefully, at some point soon J.Law will level out and find her roots again. I’d like to see her involved in an independent project, like her break out role in Winter’s Bone. Getting back to the basics would be good for her.
Ross’ Rating: 2.75 Gummy Bears out of 5.
Maria’s Rating: 3 Gummies.