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Rated- PG. Animated. Running Time- 1 hour 33 minutes.
SpongeBob (Kenney), Patrick (Fagerbakke), Mr. Krabs (Brown), Squidward (Bumpass), Sandy (Lawrence) and Plankton (Mr. Lawrence) have been holding court in Bikini Bottom since 1999 on Nikelodeon, and occasionally on the big screen. Ethan is 11 and has been watching them since he was 3, so I have seen more SpongeBob than I probably would have liked. And while it’s no Regular Show or Phineas and Ferb, it definitely has its’ moments. Something about SpongeBob’s eternal, annoying optimism, Patrick’s epic stupidity, Mr. Krabs constant chasing of the dollar and miserly cheapness, Sandy’s know-it-all, Texas-twangy cockiness, and Plankton’s relentless pursuit of the Krabby Patty formula, work in a way that keeps you chuckling year after year. And the plot of The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water, with the interjection of Burger Beard (Banderas) actually brings some freshness to the franchise, though you may feel like you’re on a bit of an acid trip. The Krabby Patty formula is stolen, but not by Plankton? SpongeBob betrays his idol/employer Mr. Krabs?! Patrick at odds with his porous, yellow best friend? The gang ends up in the “real world”?! The action is non-stop, the puns fly freely and the laughs are better than sporadic. If your kids need to go, take them, you’ll enjoy yourself. One bit of advice though, we here at MRSRAG are big supporters of the legalization of cannabis, so smoke’em if you’ve got’em! You’ll be glad you did.
I sure wish I had. I was very optimistic about viewing this one in 3D. Judging from the previews, I had a feeling that it was going to be well worth the few extra bucks. And it most certainly was. Some of my favorite parts were the trippy, time travelling sequences where I felt like I was plummeting through a psychedelic wormhole. This is the first time I have felt like the 3D made the experience exponentially more enjoyable. I love that the SpongeBob humor has always had a sarcastic, sharp and humble flair. The show has always had a knack for poking fun at itself and the whole gang…mostly Patrick – but he doesn’t seem to mind. Or he just doesn’t know any better. Sponge Out of Water will keep kids and adults entertained. I was giggling on the ride home about jokes from the film. And there is something lovable about that annoying little sponge.
I love the voice cast of the SpongeBob series. Bill Fagerbakke the voice of Patrick has made a career playing idiots. You may remember him from the TV show Coach, but my favorite character of his was the simple-minded, well intentioned Tom Cullen from Steven King’s The Stand. “M-O-O-N, that spells Tom!” And how about Mr. Krabs? Voiced by none other than Clancy Brown, you know, “the toughest screw at Shawshank Prison.” Ironically another Steven King vehicle, but again my favorite role of his was The Kurgan from the 1986 movie Highlander. Clancy went from, in my opinion, one of the top 3 best villains of all time to voicing a miserly, cartoon crab. Then there is the voice of Plankton, simply known as Mr. Lawrence. You know that guy has to be a character. If you like SpongeBob to begin with you won’t be disappointed with Out of Water, and if you’re not familiar with the denizens of Bikini Bottom, you probably won’t be going anyway. It’s a total win-win situation.
Ross is constantly blowing my mind with his voice recognition. This dude’s ears are unbelievable! I’ve been overhearing these voices for years while Ethan watches episodes and truthfully, I had watched a handful on my own during college. There’s one episode I fondly remember where SpongeBob and Patrick decide to start following ‘The Magic Conch’. In this day and age of technology, you could probably find it on YouTube. I suggest you do so ASAP. The episode is genius. And it was the catalyst for completely transforming my opinion of the show. This franchise continues to surprise me and this latest offering does not fall short of its usual standards. But it’s mostly just fun. Which is what the show is really all about anyway.
Ross’ Rating: 3.5 Gummy Bears out of 5.
Maria’s Rating: 4 Gummies.
Sold out 1543 shows in a row on Broadway and counting. We saw it at the The Kravis Center in West Palm Beach, FL; but possibly coming to a town near you soon.
Musical/Comedy. Written by: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Robert Lopez.
I have to begin with the background story of how Maria and I were able to attend The Book of Mormon. I didn’t even know it was coming to town until the day before it opened at the Kravis, as I read about it in the paper. Also, I had no clue how popular this show was, but I soon discovered in my attempt to get tickets. I called my brother Randy, because I know he donates to TKC every year, and I thought he might have an “in” for getting tickets. He did, but there were simply no tickets to be had anywhere, for any price. My brother, however, is not used to taking “no” for an answer. I had called him on Monday, he proceeded to embark on a five day crusade to find tickets. At the eleventh hour, he found a pair, in Las Vegas (yes Vegas!) and had them FedEx’d on Saturday morning. He showed up at our door at 10 AM: “Merry Christmas! You have no idea what I went through to find those. Have fun.” I also shudder to think what he paid for them, but oh my goodness, did we ever “have fun”!!
We just felt so lucky to even have the opportunity to go and see this play, especially under the circumstances. But we had a wonderful night out on the town thanks to Randy. And we had a ball getting decked out and doing something a little different. This show is pure, unadulterated fun. What I love about Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of a little t.v. show called South Park, is that they aren’t simply filthy or just silly, they’re fucking brilliantly smart. And their writing beautifully displays their knack for raunch, storytelling and an admirable fearlessness. The Book of Mormon was right up our alley of humor with innuendos, puns and a supreme selection of musical parodies. One of our most favorite things. The most unbelievable aspect of this rendition is that most of this cast was comprised of second string actors and the performance was still absolutely flawless. I can’t imagine it could be any better on Broadway.
It would be fun someday to get to the Broadway version to compare the performances, but I’m with Maria, hard to imagine anyone doing it better than this cast. The humor here is definitely not for everyone, but absolutely in MRSRAG’s wheelhouse. Let’s face it, Mormons have some crazy ideas: magical underwear, your own planet when you die, white people were here in the U.S. before Native Americans etc., so making fun of them is easy. Matt and Trey rarely disappoint when it comes to laughs and the songs are fantastic, only equaled by the people singing them. The play kicks into high gear when Elder Price (Egan) and Elder Cunningham (Colletti) get to Uganda to do their two years as missionaries and bring as many of the locals into the fold as possible. As you may guess, the Ugandans are less than receptive as they have many horrific problems to deal with, and one of the first numbers; reminiscent of the hakuna matata song from The Lion King, is hilarious. Faith, persistence, despair, loss of faith, innovation, hope; all examined here in song, performed brilliantly with tongue firmly planted in cheek. If you’re not easily offended, do yourself a favor and try to find The Book of Mormon if you get a chance, you’ll be happy you did and you won’t even end up with “maggots in your scrotum”. Just believe, because I say so, it’s the Mormon way!
This isn’t the first time Matt & Trey have poked fun at the Mormons. Some of you may be familiar with the South Park episode where a constant stream of, “dum, dum, dum…” plays in the background during an explanation of how Joseph Smith developed the faith. I imagine growing up geographically close to Mormon country has had some hand in influencing this pair’s affinity for the religion. They originate from Colorado and Mormon land is only a hop or skip away in Utah. I don’t want to give anything away, but I have found myself singing their Hakuna Matata-esque mantra, ‘Hasa Diga Eebowai’. If you don’t find yourself as lucky as us with the ticket situation, you can always check this one out on YouTube. It’s well worth stealing five minutes away from cat videos. And one final note, did we mention that our seats were two rows from the stage?! Now THAT is some Christmas present. Thanks again Randy!!
Ross’ Rating: 4.25 Playbills out of 5.
Maria’s Rating: 4.5 Playbills.
Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson, Donald Sutherland, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Julianne Moore, Jeffrey Wright, Paula Malcomson, Sam Claflin, Elizabeth Banks, Stanley Tucci.
Rated: PG-13. Adventure/Science Fiction. Running Time: 2 hours and 3 minutes.
Harry Potter, Twilight and now The Hunger Games. I know you’ve heard this lament before from both of us, but it bears repeating. Why must they take our favorite books and split up the last installments? The only possible answer is money. They KNOW we’ll pay and they take advantage of that to get two monster box offices out of one. It’s a shame and a terribly exploitive practice. These movies become incomplete weigh stations for the final payoff, yet they need to be seen. A truly sorry state of affairs. At any rate, when last we saw Katniss (Lawrence) in Catching Fire, she was being airlifted out of the games’ dome after taking it out with an arrow. Shit was hitting the fan as the revolution had begun in Panem in earnest. In THG:M-P1, she wakes up on the ship pissed off and confused. Plutarch (the late Hoffman), Haymitch (Harrelson), Finnick (Claflin) and Gale (Hemsworth) are there among others, but no Peeta (Hutcherson). He got left behind during the rescue, and is apparently working propaganda for the Capitol. Katniss meets a new character, President Coin (Moore), leader of the rebellion, who convinces her to be the inspirational face that the resistance lacks. Originally reticent to the idea, Katniss signs on after she sees the ruins of her home District 12. From District 13 they plan their strategy, and we watch and wait for Part 2.
Here’s an idea: just make one great movie modeled after the one great book. They stretch it into two and the 1st installment consistently blows. Infuriating & insanely boring. Ross was actually sleeping at one point and I had to elbow him awake. J.Law still delivers a convincing portrayal of Ms. Everdeen, but it’s starting to feel a bit stale. Possibly because I’ve been disappointed with her transformation lately. I miss that genuinely funny, salt of the Earth chick she was when she broke onto the scene. She seems to have given into the stigma of Hollywood. The only thing that breathes any kind of life into Mockingjay is the chemistry between Donald Sutherland’s President Snow and the new poster girl of revolution. However, without the entertainment provided by the usual games, we have to settle for the raw brutality of war. This coupled with the lack of resolution to our story make this one a snoozer. But, like Ross said, they don’t care. They churn out shit, but they’re still making big bucks.
I really hope Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t end up a diva like everyone else, but she does seem to be on that path of late. She is only 24, and she’s been on the fame train for many years already, it must be difficult to keep perspective with all the money and people telling you how great you are constantly. And she IS great by the way, so maybe she’ll turn out okay. As for THG: Mockingjay- Part 1, Maria has it right, it’s a snoozer. My eyes were droopy, and that NEVER happens to me. From now on, if they insist on keeping up with the split finales, I’m waiting for video for the first installment. That being said, I can’t wait for Part 2!
After all that bitching and moaning, I’m still looking forward to Part 2 as well. Shit has really got to start hitting the fan now. Although, I can’t for the life of me figure out how they are going to stay true to the books and still get a PG-13 rating. Luckily, after THG: Mockingjay- Part 1, my hopes aren’t too high. But it can’t be worse. For starters, our story will finally come to a conclusion. And all of our characters will find themselves immersed in a violent and turbulent end. Hopefully, at some point soon J.Law will level out and find her roots again. I’d like to see her involved in an independent project, like her break out role in Winter’s Bone. Getting back to the basics would be good for her.
Ross’ Rating: 2.75 Gummy Bears out of 5.
Maria’s Rating: 3 Gummies.
Murder mystery/Psychological drama/Suspense. Fiction.
The reading world was smashed wide open after Gillian Flynn’s Gone Girl reigned atop Bestseller’s lists across the country following its release in mid 2012. I remember hearing the first glowing reviews from friends and knowing it was a must for my beach season repertoire. I absolutely loved it and lately have been hearing great things about her other novels. My recent stint in an airport bookstore left me desperately seeking something of interest and I came across Flynn’s debut novel, Sharp Objects. I gave the back cover a quick read and knew this suspenseful mystery would more than captivate me. This lady has a penchant for writing about twisted broads. Flynn is talented, unique and absolutely fearless. Her first novel pushes boundaries and disproves numerous stereotypes often used to describe women writers. Her style can be described as wicked, crazy and brilliant. She is capable of weaving a vicious web, sending readers on a journey of moral exploration and self doubt. Just as soon as you believe you have a handle on what’s going on, she throws in another twist that changes the readers perspective. This time we find ourselves immersed in the small town of Wind Gap, Missouri, following journalist Camille Preaker back to her roots and an uncomfortable home life she’d rather leave in the past.
“Twisted broads” indeed. Gone Girl’s Amy Dunne was one mercenary, crazy woman, and Camille holds down the crazy quite well in Sharp Objects; but her mother Adora is at the very top of the literary food chain of fucked up nasty bitches. Camille works for a small paper in Chicago, and when one little girl is murdered and then another goes missing in her hometown in Missouri, her editor thinks it’s a good idea if she goes back to cover the story. Camille isn’t too happy about the assignment though, she hasn’t seen or spoken to her mother or her younger half sister Amma in years. Camille was right to be hesitant to go back to Wind Gap. There’s a reason she likes to carve words into her flesh (yes you read that right), like “WICKED”, “NASTY”, “HARMFUL”, “WHORE” and a myriad of others, but you’ll have to read to find out. I don’t know what kind of women Gillian Flynn has in her background, but I sincerely hope she is writing from her imagination and not life experiences. Steven King had nothing but superlatives for Sharp Objects, calling it “a terrific debut novel” and “an admirably nasty piece of work.” I couldn’t agree more with the greatest writer of my lifetime. Gillian Flynn is badass!
Flynn has received vast amounts of praise for her growing body of work and personally I can’t wait to see what she does next. She isn’t afraid to discuss sexuality, violence or a myriad of taboo behaviors. And I believe it’s this freedom in her writing that allows her to reach a pinnacle of creativity and excellence. Her novels are the kind that you just can’t put down. I found myself stealing away during the Thanksgiving holiday just to plow through another chapter. It creeps into the dark recesses of your mind, into your dreams and daily thoughts. I was feeling mighty thankful that I was raised by a nurturing and caring woman. And that my family is comprised of loving and kind people. Sharp Objects will introduce you to a cast of players ranging from emotionally disturbed to pure evil. I’m planning on picking up another of her twisted tales, Dark Places. We’ll see what that has in store for me during my Christmas travels.
Gone Girl was made into a movie (an excellent adaptation, check out our review in the MRSRAG archives) and I just read Sharp Objects is coming to the small screen soon, presumably as a mini series. Ms. Flynn is hot and her style is unique as Maria pointed out. There’s nothing like a book that you just can’t put down, and she’s two for two in that department with me. Sharp Objects has some dark shit going on, but it will keep you thinking, guessing and reading until the wee hours of the morning. Dark circles under your eyes? A small price to pay for such an exquisitely demented journey through the mind of a master storyteller.
Maria’s Rating: 4.5 Bookmarks out of 5.
Ross’ Rating: 4.25 Bookmarks.
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1155 main street, Jupiter, Florida
Phone: (561) 429-5464
It’s hard to imagine that the Abacoa Town Center is providing a worthy locale for the level of French cuisine that is being offered in this hidden Jupiter gem. Ross and I rarely venture off the culinary beaten path, as we have our “tried and trusted” favorite spots. But Le Metro is a date night must! The menu caught my eye as I thumbed through one of those giant coupon books and we decided to give it a shot. The results were, as my date stated, “eye rolling good”. My only regret was my last minute entrée change; switching from the Dover Sole to the bouillabaisse. Which, believe me – was magnificent, but I had been eyeing the Sole since I had spotted the menu. And during our visit to the restaurant I overheard a gentleman, who seemed like a regular of Le Metro, ask if the chef was in. Once this was confirmed he proceeded to order the Sole. A sure sign that my last minute change was destined to end in food envy. For a Saturday it seemed relatively slow, but as the night filled out, so did the seats. We grabbed a beautiful spot on the outdoor patio. And as we warmed up with the Escargot & Mussels, my taste buds transported me to the French Riviera. And I wasn’t surprised to read that the Chef de Cuisine, Christian Alunno, hails from Nice. Only a native could be responsible for this flavorful tour of the Mediterranean coastline. His resume is impressive. But the food does more than prove his talent, it embodies his passion for the craft.
As Maria mentioned, we have our regular spots and favorite dishes all over the area. Beef Carpaccio at Brio, flat breads at Season’s 52, white chicken chili at Cheesecake Factory, oyster shooters at Spoto’s, sushi at Too Bizaare, guacamole and queso dip at Rancho Chico, buffalo wings at Bru’s Room and of course the incomparable Chilean Sea Bass at The River House, blackened, thank you very much. Well, we have a newcomer to the line-up, and my goodness, what an addition Le Metro is!! We stumbled upon this jewel by pure random chance, as we had no clue what or where we wanted to go, just that it be someplace different. The first place we called, the number was disconnected. Little did we know at the time, fate was working the room. I was more than skeptical of our final choice to be honest. Maria liked the menu, but I had never heard of the place and Abacoa has not been a destination of ours in recent years. Our error to be sure because this food experience was certainly among my top 5 of all time. To our list we can add: escargot and the mussels at Le Metro. The escargot is served in the usual dish with the six little holes for the snails to occupy, but there is nothing else “usual” about these melt in your mouth mollusks. Sautéed in Pernod and garlic butter and served with the lightest toast points, one bite sends you to an Earth shaking food orgasm. The Prince Edward Island mussels are served in a light broth of shallots, garlic, parsley, diced tomatoes, white wine and cream that is so good they should offer it as a soup on it’s own. Dipping the fresh made house bread in there will make your taste buds feel like they died and went to Heaven, and you will most certainly need a re-up on the bread. For my meal I had the Braised Short Ribs which were tender and delicious, but the appetizers totally stole the show. We will be going back to Le Metro soon, Maria has to try that sole, but not until we’ve earned it. We’ve been dieting since that night.
Le Metro proved to be the most surprising restaurant outing we’ve had in years. Its location is quite understated and although we hope to bring it some business, it was rather nice being able to enjoy a Saturday evening without the usual hustle & bustle of crowds. The ambience was elegant, yet casual, and the staff seemed quite down to Earth. I will mention the only disconcerting moment of our evening was when the bartender came to ask if we had paid our bar tab. And then the waitress double checked with us. We had grabbed a quick cocktail at the bar and decided to stay for just one more, as we were informed that it was still happy hour and we could grab a 2 for 1. We 100% knew we had paid with cash before camping out at our dining spot, but this confusion left us feeling a bit awkward and uneasy. Especially because we didn’t want our server to feel stiffed. Perhaps it has something to do with my extensive experience in the restaurant industry as a server, bartender and a manager. And Ross’ empathy with servers stems from his daughters’ vast experiences in the field. But we always try to be great customers and just decent human beings in general. We try to leave well deserved tips, help bus our table a bit and speak to servers with a certain level of mutual respect. This was a small blip in an otherwise flawless experience. We will most definitely be heading back to Le Metro for a romantic dinner or just an evening of delectable apps and cocktails.
The bar tab incident was a bit aggravating but certainly not a night wrecker. The family of eight that dined next to us were obviously regulars, complete with spoiled children and an air of entitlement about them that provided us with some pleasant “people watching” and listening moments. A personal favorite was the seemingly endless “water spilling incident” drama. The waitress was a good sport and she handled that group better than I ever could. Really the only true negative of the night was that I had promised Maria I’d take her dancing after dinner, but the crème brulee (also exquisite) we finished the night off with, finished us off. We went for a walk, then took our overindulgent asses home. Next time honey, promise. Le Metro is amazing, surprising and wonderful all at the same time, and you should experience it ASAP. The food is beyond compare and the prices are surprisingly reasonable, the end result is nothing short of euphoric!
Maria’s Rating: 4.5 Wine Glasses out of 5.
Ross’ Rating: 5 Wine Glasses.